how to get drunk faster

pour boiling water in a thing of whiskey or beer or whatever ur drinking and wait for it to cool down until its just hot (or warm or whatever hot temp u can handle) , drink the warm whiskey or beer or whatever and it gets u drunk faster (in my experience) something about it being hotter makes it get u drunk faster idk .      just felt like letting you the people know becaus i am drinking hot whiskey right now dude . yeeaaaa. thumbs up emoji . know what im saying?  im drinking hot alcohol and listening to music that i used to listen to in high school . another tip for the people : nostalgia hits harder when u r drunk . 👍 planning to be very . drinking and remembering tonight . ok . thank you for reading .