PLACEBO SONG INTROS

36 DEGREES:

"this is a public safety message. everyone should atleast drink one pint of water every hour because we don't want anyone over-heating. we all know that the average body temperature is 37.5 degrees, this song is 36 degrees.."

"this is a song about how hot the weather was today at about 9 o'clock this morning.."

TEENAGE ANGST:

"how many people here had to get permission to come here from their parents? Raise your hands. this song's for you.."

"this is to all the people who had to ask their parents if they could see us tonight.."

"this ones going out to the eighties matchbox b-line disaster, here's to colour of fire, to little hell and to the faint, all the bands that have played with us on this tour. Buy their records. don't download them otherwise they won't be able to make any records anymore; remember. this is teenage angst..."

"this is another old number, its called teenage angst.."

LADY OF THE FLOWERS:

"lady of the flowers, they've been dead for hours, interflora, cause i adore ya"

HANG ON TO YOUR IQ:

"ice cube said check yourself before you reck youself, placebo say hang on to you IQ"

"this is a song from our first album that we hardly ever play anymore. its a bit of a cautionary tale. its also a acid lullaby"

BRUISE PRISTINE:

"it has now come to the point of the show to declare, there are some bruises that never go away"

"this is for all you bleeding hearts"

"so we spent the afternoon at top of the pops today and we almost didn't make it to the show because there was this band called no mercy who just could not get it right so we'd like to dedicate this song to no mercy and this is the song that we played this afternoon"

BIONIC:

"this songs about a robot fuck, its called bionic"

"from the new school, to the old school"

NANCY BOY:

"this ones for you, sweetheart"

"the prophet is a fool, and the religious man is mad. for the multitude of your inequity and the great hatred, this is nancy boy"

"stevie beanie bouchon on drums wants you to know that he loves you, and he doesn't hand out complements like that very lively. now some people say that this is the best song that we ever wrote and we say BULL S-H-I-T!"

BRICK SHITHOUSE:

"i want to dedicate this song to marilyn manson because he give the best blowjob i ever had"

"never fuck with someone who is built like a brick.. shit.. house.."

THE CRAWL:

"this is a song for my very, very good friend, mr paul champion; this is the crawl"

EVERY YOU EVERY ME:

"when you go to the movies maybe you'll hear this song. then again maybe you won't"

"this is a song we HAVE played live before"

MY SWEET PRINCE:

"remember the greatest feeling you can ever know is to love, and be loved in return"

"this is a song about a very dark period in all our lives. you'll be glad to know that were very better now, thank you!"

PURE MORNING:

"i'd like to encourage every single one of you to say no to drugs"

"this is a very famous song, this is a very stupid song! this song's talking about friends"

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US:

"this song's for ultrasound, its how they feel about you"

"we are placebo, this is you don't carrre.."

"seems to me that the time to teeny-bop is here once more"

WITHOUT YOU IM NOTHING:

"we're gonna go back in time.." - stefan

"since its night time we're gonna slow the pace down a little bit; were gonna go from the new school to the old school"

"And tonight Matthew, will be david bowie"

ALLERGIC (TO THOUGHTS OF MOM):

"when your on tour you start missing the strangest things. you start to miss your mom but then you also begin to sneeze and then you realize that your simply allergic to thoughts of mom"

"its about wishing for all the things you never had"

BURGER QUEEN:

"i lived in luxembourg for a number of years. take my word for it, don't go to luxembourg, just drive though. this son's about being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

"a long, long, way from here is a place called luxembourg. and there lives a very, very, sad guy. this is a song about being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

SLAVE TO THE WAGE:

"this is our new single, slave.. well.. its coming out soon anyway. its called slave to the wage"

"don't follow leaders, watch your parking metres"

"don't work for the man, don't work on Maggies fucking farm"

SPECIAL K:

"this song is NOT about a breakfast cereal!!"

"this songs about that feeling you get in your stomach when you look across a crowded room and you fall hopelessly in love an thats the beginning of the end"

TASTE IN MEN:

"this is the first instrument i ever learned how to play, and i learned to play it ver badly. every few years i take it out of its box and assassinate jazz. i think you'll reconize this one"

HAEMOGLOBIN:

"now this is a special song for all you reggae fans out there. im sure you'll appreciate it"

SPECIAL NEEDS:

"this is one of my personal favourites"