It's my first day on this website and I've already seen countless people trying to score a date with ol' Stanley. I'll have to say, I'm flattered! But I've got a brain too- and also a wife! Sorry ya had to find out this way. Goldie's the best girlfriend I've ever had!

Update: Looks like we didn't last long! Still though, I ain't going out with you!
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Anthony (Inactive)
my ex-wife still misses me........
but her aim is gettin' better!
her aim is gettin' better!
(you see, its funny coz marriage is terrible)
Kamy!
WAIITTT NOO PLEASE I WANT U. ONE CHANCE PLLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
You know what? just because you commented this same thing 10 times, I'm acknowledging you!
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finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
finn
goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(
Ms.Teri
What a no luck... I would have been a better choice for you.
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hosp1tal1ty
yall r wild in these comments
Ticci toby frfr :3
i can be ur new goldie...
bunyy ☆
i can treat you sm better babygirl trust 🙏🙏🙏
MrLePew66
Save some for the rest of us lol
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒
Typically I'd say congratulations, but I'm very concerned for your mental well-being. Please burn it.
From, Stanford Pines.
Concerned for my mental well-being? Hah! Rich comin' from someone like you!
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casper
THIS CANNOT BE