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Ladies, one at a time!

It's my first day on this website and I've already seen countless people trying to score a date with ol' Stanley. I'll have to say, I'm flattered! But I've got a brain too- and also a wife! Sorry ya had to find out this way. Goldie's the best girlfriend I've ever had!



Update: Looks like we didn't last long! Still though, I ain't going out with you!


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Anthny (KaiserPug)

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my ex-wife still misses me........





















































































but her aim is gettin' better!

her aim is gettin' better!

(you see, its funny coz marriage is terrible)


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Kamy!

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WAIITTT NOO PLEASE I WANT U. ONE CHANCE PLLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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finn

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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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You know what? just because you commented this same thing 10 times, I'm acknowledging you!

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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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finn

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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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finn

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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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goldie didn't deserve you. I would've been better >:(


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Ms.Teri

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What a no luck... I would have been a better choice for you.


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hosp1tal1ty

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yall r wild in these comments


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Ticci toby frfr :3

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i can be ur new goldie...


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bunyy β˜†

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i can treat you sm better babygirl trust πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


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MrLePew66

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Save some for the rest of us lol


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π’π“π€ππ…πŽπ‘πƒ ππˆππ„π’

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Typically I'd say congratulations, but I'm very concerned for your mental well-being. Please burn it.
From, Stanford Pines.


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Concerned for my mental well-being? Hah! Rich comin' from someone like you!

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THIS CANNOT BE


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