death to smoochy: an underrated CLASSIC (mlp reviews #1)

This is the FIRST EVER installment of mlptwink reviews! On this show we're are going to (as the same suggests) review random things! Whether that be movies.. tv shows.. really ANYTHING!!

so feel free to suggest some ideas down in the comments!!!

Movie info!

Released : 2002

Main cast : Edward Norton, Robin Williams, Danny DeVito, Catherine Keener

Runtime : 1h 49m

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**SPOILERS AHEAD!**

as someone with adhd, there was something about viewing this film on shrooms that immensely contributed to the spiritual awakening i experienced throughout its entirety. this film was incredible and had a profound effect on my psyche. i will never be the same. no film will ever live up to this masterpiece. this film had everything i needed. guns, character arcs, nort in a fuscia costume that he absolutely devoured in, ice skating, multiple homicides, attempted assassination, plot twists, the irish mafia, a recognizable soundtrack, beautiful imagery, a "rocket ship" shaped cookie, liquid alfalfa, and comic sans. the film was nearly two hours of pure bliss, and if i could rewind time, i would gladly see this film for the first time all over again. 5 stars, totes twinkalicious <3

this movie was literally life changing.

(i got to see edward norton in eyeliner and a tank top.)

but that woman he was diddling on the side was pissing me off.. (shouldve been me.)

i also love the fact edward norton looks INCREDIBLY cracked out and sleep deprived during this whole movie, it only adds to his charm 🫦

I NEED HIM *cough*cough* uhh who said that???!?!

i would pay good money to see edward norton ice skating. him ice skating only elevates this film

ALSO. I DO NOT FUCK WITH THE NAZI AMBUSH. 0/10

this movie was incredibly eye opening and watching it made my life 10000% more twinkalicious

now for the things no one wants to hear.. some complaints.

complaint 1 :

this is a VERY fast paced movie, if you look away for .5 seconds you're going to miss 4 major plot lines. so just PAY ATTENTION. ITS NOT HARD

complaint 2 :

i didnt get to see edward norton out of his cunty rhino costume enough.. like hehaha tank top euahahaha

COMPLAINT 3 :

THERES NOTHING ON PINTEREST (AND HARDLY GOOGLE) FOR PICTURES. THIS MOVIE IS SO UNDERAPPRECIATED AND BASICALLY UNHEARD OF THATS THERES NO GOOD PICTURES ONLINE.

in closing,

rip Spinner, we lost a baddie 🙁✊

fly high dude 🤟🕊️🪦🦏

some insightful letterboxd reviews :

overall rating : ★★★★★

some final words,

this movie is so incredibly under appreciated and not talked about enough. go watch it right now you wont regret it <3