MEXICAN FOLKLORE (not rlly) "RAT IN THINNER" (RLLY FCKD UP AND NSFW)

INTRODUCTION

So first of all english is not my first language and im not gonna be correcting every single damn spelling mistake.

Now, in mexican internet culture theres this compilation of weird bizarre urban stories, named after the story that made it popular, "Rat in Thinner", which is obviously one of the most disgusting on the antology.

I wanted to translate it so u other countries people could read it and appreciate its profound philosophically heavy content (lol).

R u ready? No ur not.

THE STORY "RAT IN THINNER"

A while ago I was renting an apartment with a cousin, but the guy was really sexually crazy, he would often come with car washers, Indians, gum-selling kids, homeless people and even Central Americans from the train tracks. My cousin, a very good Samaritan, would feed them, let them bathe, or even roll them clothes or tennis shoes; all that in exchange for fucking or at least letting him suck his dick.

I admit that at first I didn't like the idea very much, and I prefered to lock myself in my room listening to music, smoke a joint or whatever, hide the smell of the homeless. But my cousin kept bringing more guys, junkies, mentally ill people and well he asked me to take care of him in case they got aggressive, besides that he got pretty stupid with poppers hahaha. I reluctantly accepted, although I began to get the taste and the thrill of seeing homeless guys fuck my cousin without a condom.

One time, when I was in the kitchen, my cousin came in with a really bad smell. I was already thinking that he had brought a corpse or something like that, when I looked out and he brought in the most fucking junkie vagrant you could imagine. All filthy, lice-ridden, with his hair in dreadlocks like dirt and shit, shaking with a vacant look, and with a jacket that was hard from all the dirt.

We gave the guy a soup, and while I was swallowing I told my cousin "daamnnn you're too much of a bastard" and he just said "haha I know." Then this guy reached into his jacket and I grabbed my gun just in case. But oh well, the guy just pulled out a fucking dead rat all stiff, soaked it in thinner and started snorting it like gunpowder. I said "brooo what's going on?!", and my cousin was already really horny, like that fucking thing turned him on and he just started sucking his dick, without even giving him a bath.

The filthy guy was there with his legs spread wide, inhaling his big rat, while my cousin took off his dirty pants and pulled out his cock. It was really huge, maybe even nice without all those layers of smegma and crabs that adorned his pubic dreadlocks. My cousin swallowed the whole thing and I didn't know whether to get excited or throw up, so I opted to smoke some joints.

My cousin, all horny, stripped completely naked offered his ass to the thug, who without thinking about it started sucking it. My cousin's bottom was in full ecstasy, in a state of trance feeling his ass pampered by the homeless man's snout. It didn't take long for the guy to shove his big cock in him, all hard and without a condom, making my cousin moan and scream like a whore in heat, all covered in poppers.

They were in the fuck-and-fuck mode, when the guy pulls out his rat, gives it a deep tug and sticks it in my cousin’s asshole. And he keeps fucking him harder, pushing the rat into his rectum. A more and more brutal fucking, and after a while my cousin’s ass was already dripping with cum. This bastard, after taking out his already watered-down rat, fucks the last of the guy and starts yelling at me. I don’t even know what the fuck he was babbling, and I was already really high on marijuana, so I just pointed the gun at him and sent him running to fuck off. The guy came out all freaked out and didn’t even have time to put his pants on hahaha. And well, I fell asleep there.

After a while I woke up to the screams and moans of my fucking cousin. He was screaming and screaming that his ass and guts hurt, he didn't even remember everything his lover did to him. I helped him out of kindness to take him to the bathroom, so he could finish shitting out the stuck cum and noooo, the fucking rat came out of his ass, but all torn to pieces and full of worms. My cousin almost fainted from the fright and asked me to take him to the clinic to have him washed hahaha but he was very brave because he felt so horny hehe it's true.

THE END

Hope u liked it :),if u want more just ask me, theres a lot of fucked up shit to show u guys. Bye!