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AN ANGRY RANT ABOUT PUBLIC BATHROOMS

Maybe this is just a male experience, but nothing is worse than needing to use the bathroom in public. How have we as a society in the year of our lord 2024 not figured out how to keep a bathroom clean. The amount of actual DOOKIE i have seen ON THE FLOOR. IN THE URINALS. ON. THE. WALLS. PEE ON THE SEAT. PEE ON THE FLOOR. MY GOD. Not to mention school bathrooms. If I was addicting to vaping I would rather go through actual withdrawal than vape in the dookie room.  BUT SOMEHOW EVERY TIME I GO IN THERE I SMELL THE BLINDING SENT OF PINEAPPLE ICE BUBBLEGUM PEACH SMOKE. That combined with ball sweat, dookie, piss, axe body spray, and a pinch of vomit. If you use public bathroom by choice you might actually be Ted Bundy and I'm afraid of you, please get help you sick individual.


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Lamby

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i might just be saying this because public bathrooms in my country aren't as bad as ones I've seen in other countries. But like. At that point I would just hold it in. Very honestly I'd rather piss my pants than use a toilet with dookie on the seat I'm supposed to sit on.
(This is why I always have to have like. Stuff like wet wipes in my bag. I know wet wipes won't do anything against that but it lessens the amount of despair and masks it with the idea of cleanliness I guess.)


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