today i ate a banana

It was lunch time, and I was really hungry, so I got myself the nasty school lunch. Today was either a chicken sandwich or a buffalo wrap thing. I got the buffalo wrap. With it, I also got a BANANA!!! But, the banana was so small and short and looked like it was a baby.. I was NOT happy about that, but I couldn't put it away. Bananas increase testosterone levels and they're yummy so it was a win-win for me whenever I get them mmmm yummyy.... I ate the banana and I started feeling really weird, my tummy was angry at me and it kept grumbling. Just out of nowhere, Banana Man by Tally Hall was getting stuck in my head. I hadn't listened to it in so long, but I remembered it as if I was playing it. I started getting the urge to eat everyone else's banana (THE FRUIT.) and I started tweaking. I looked at myself in my camera and my face was painted red... Like JOe Halwey!!!!!!! UH OH,,,,, I don't wanna be Joe Hawley. I couldn't help but start screaming Banana Man, and I realized... I BECAME BANANA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im sorry