why subway wont hire me

my nam is sexer man, i sit around on my ass all day, i have no car, no money, no bitches, and no life, all i do is play postal, and i cant stop yelling at retards and those are the only customers coming in. theyre scared of me, they fear my smilemaxxing, jolly-pilled lifestyle, they cant handle me. ohhhh watch out SUBWAY im coming with joyous frolicking and a boquette of fortnite vbucks gift cards all scratched and used by me.

(i havent applied for the job yet)