"Did you hear? Did you hear?! Gandhi has ADD!"

Did you hear? Did you hear? Gandhi has ADD?

Incurable disease!

Did you hear? Did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere!

Gandhi is contagious! Totally outrageous!

A disease with initials. That's the worst kind! ADD has warped his mind!

Did you hear? Did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere!

Don't tell Paul Revere! Don't tell Paul Revere! 

[PAUL REVERE:]  TOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATTTTTE! Gandhi has ADD! Gandhi has ADD! You get it from toilet seats! Use a protective sheet!

Attention deficit disorder!