Blogney #1: Food World

Hi, this is Blogney. I will tell you some things new in the food world.

Seven days ago I ate seasoned edamame with my hands and then forgot about it and rubbed my eye.

I've also been eating strawberry preserves that are expired by a few years but it's ok. It still makes a fine sandwich. I love eating alone outside and I do it every day.

Let me know if you find Totino's Pizza Stuffers (cheese) in stores. When I find it, I can only find the meat ones. I've only ever seen them carry it at Walmart and they never have the cheese one. Also I don't go to Walmart. The last time I went to Walmart was to buy a neon green and orange Gatorade brand water bottle. I don't know how often I'm supposed to clean this.

Oh anyways, if you find those Totino's Pizza Stuffers, they're just OK microwaved. But they're really nice in the air fryer. Good luck, thanks.

All my friends know I've been actively wanting eggnog for months and months. Maybe seven months. Basically as soon as Christmas ended I wanted more. So that's not "new" in the food world.

But I did make an impulsive purchase (rare of me) and snagged a pair of $6 Eggnog socks ($11 with shipping) off of Etsy. You can ask me for pictures, and then you'll really be in touch with the food world.

Last month I got a carton of Jumex mango nectar in the mail and the seal was broken. I drank it all anyway. I'm kind of a daredevil.

If you are in the Oreo aisle of a store, please keep an eye out for Caramel Coconut Cake Oreos. There's nothing else like it, and I hope you agree.

FAQ:

People always ask me: Blogney, what's some personal food trivia?

Well, I don't drink Mountain Dew... But If I had to... It would be a Major Melon for me.

Thanks for agreeing.

See you next time for more updates.