I Really Need The Shadow Man to Like... Not

You ever read and research a bunch of witchcraft type things, looking at the history and deities and stuff, then looking into reality shifting and spiritual things and then get ready to go to bed and suddenly your brain goes "shit.... Something's gonna happen, I just know it"? 

Okay, well me and my brain did-

And listen, I get sleep paralysis every once in awhile, I have creepy dreams and experiences every once in awhile, but this last one kind of annoyed me, 

Cause I was having a nice little dreamy dream, and then something happened in my dream and the room got smokey, and there was this shadow at the edge of my bed and I was like " nahhhh" so I go to pull the cover up and close my eyes, and homie CRAWLS INTO MY BED OVER TOP OF ME, and I start waking up, and I can like, feel him behind me, grabbing my shoulder as he goes "listen to me miss mother" and I'm like "first off, who you calling mother, second off, I'm not opening my eyes right now" and I was just stuck there for like 3 minutes. And I blame the ghosts in my house *and* witchy research for that.