Bout to drop a byotch ✌😝

Okay, buckle up byotch, cuz I got sum shii to get off my chest. Okay so I have this "friend" who we'll call Alyssa, and she was like in our friend group last year but like she totally didn't belong. Like, to sum up last year, she was super annoying and would LITERALLY talk shii about the rest of our friend group - and I told them ofc cuz Alyssa was being a petty ass bitch. Literally one thing she was complaining about was like "Oh, remember when Britney said that Alice and Katie were her best friends and not me?" And I was like "yeah?" And she was like "well its only cuz I didn't go to that one sleepover at Katie's house cuz no one invited me."  and I was like "well duh, your mom wouldn't let you. Like, I wasn't invited either cuz everyone knows my mom would have said no and I'm not upset about it, like we're all friends, so I don't really give a shit." 

There was also this time when Britney (not using anyone's real name BTW) had this bf Josh and Alyssa would like CONSTANTLY text him and stuff. Long story short, Britney and Josh broke up and she got with this guy Henry. So like we were all talking about him and Alyssa was like "Omigod, Britney, you should give him my number!!" And we all fcking knew how this was gonna go so I shut her down real fast, I said "why do you want to talk to Henry?" So fcking stone-faced. Oof. Anyway later I was talking to the other girls (Britney, Alice, and Katie) abt her and all da shit she says about them and Britney was like "oh, yeah she told us you were jealous of me and her cuz we're so close" so like I was like "she's talking shit about me to you???" And they were like yeah. So we all like simultaneously agreed to cut her tf off this year.

Sooooo that brings us to today (third day back) and she's STILL a petty bitch! But she also has been following us around a lot, like EW! And I forgot to mention that Alyssa is a skinny, tall, blue-eyed natural Blondie. So we were talking bout clothes and she was like "guys no, I literally cannot shop cuz nothing fits I'm so tiny, I'm basically @n0r3x1c!" Like... What the actual fuck. And later she was talking about how skinny she was (again) and she was like "no cuz my thighs dont even touch!!!" This was at a table and I was next to her so I looked down and her feet were a country mile away from each other so i- being the person I am- refused to let her live in her delusions so I was like "put your feet together, Alyssa." And when she did guess what? HER THIGHS TOUCH. she also gave me the NASTIEST side eye when I proved her wrong. Honestly me and the other girls are so tired of her shit, but like even if we drop her, she'll tell everyone and make us look like WE are the bitches!

anyway, sorry, I really had to get that out😚✌