Rust Haven SUX

Can someone please press fast forward on life? I'm stuck in this godforsaken place called Rust Haven and it's slowly killing me. The same old faces, the same old drama, it's like groundhog day, but without Bill Murray.

I dream of palm trees, ocean breezes, and the dazzling lights of Sunshine City. It’s like a whole other world, a world I desperately want to be a part of. And then there’s Mary Sue... One minute she’s there, the next she’s gone. If I could just figure out how to package up Rust Haven and ship it to the moon, I’d be set.