Stuff I would eat if I was a cat:

If I was a cat I'd probably have a small ass diet cause the only shit I eat is like bread, chocolate, caffeine, & seasoned food (like garlic, onions, chives) so idk what I'd do cause I like can't eat that shit if I'm a cat...i guess I could eat like chicken or meat that's not chewy (I hate meat with fat cause the texture is ugh) or milk? Idk I'd be a shitty cat...i would not survive in the wild 😭