The Fent M&M

This dude is like a son to me. He's an OC I made for when I'm playing John Doe+ by Mortisfox. He believes in worker's rights and piracy. My friend suggested I create a girlfriend for him, which I will do. She's gonna work in the lobby at his apartment complex and her name is literally "Cunty Pink M&M." So yes, take this freak I made instead of doing my Algebra 2 homework. I stole an "About Me" worksheet from school and filled it out the way he would. I'll just retype it up.

All About Me, The Fent M&M

Favorite color: white

Favorite food: Fentanyl what else

Favorite book: The most current driving manual

Favorite school subject: He works at a gas station and semi-hates it

If I could be introduced to anyone in the world who would I choose from the following categories?

Actor: The guy who plays DJ Lance

Musician: Digbar (The guy who wrote 4 big guys)

Cartoon Character: The white angry bird (Matilda)

Sports Persona: Bugs Bunny Space Jam but get him drunk first (it unlocks his wisdom)

Book Character: The yellow angry bird (Chuck)

In my free time, I LOVE doing these things.

1) Drugs

2) Berating Customers

3) Leaving angry Yelp Reviews to Wholefoods