that time i thought i ate an edible

so one day about a year or so ago, i was really hungry yeah?? and i didn't know what to eat... and then i saw this chocolate cake/brownie thing on the counter and i was like "oooooh don't mind if i do!!" and ate a piece

and i noticed that it tasted like... SUPER weird. did not taste like a normal chocolate cake. and then my heart dropped because i thought to myself "is this what an edible tastes like" because my mom smokes weed so i thought she'd decided to eat it too for some reason

and then i was panicking and stuff and i was like "FUCKKKKK what did i just do i'm too young for this ahh!!" and i was texting my friend the whole time and panicking and waiting for something to happen because i genuinely thought it was an edible

and then my sister comes home and i immediately run up to her and go "is that chocolate cake brownie thingy on the counter an edible" and then she was like "what no why would i make an edible" and then i pause and go "wait YOU made it???"

she asked why i thought it was an edible and i was like "it tastes funny like- like not regular food" and she was like "i used one of mom's keto cake mixes and the icing is also kinda trash"

so the whole time i was freaking out over a keto chocolate cake that tasted so bad that i genuinely thought it was an edible 😭