What Even Iz Thiz?! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

I gotta go on a rant becuz this new MLP show is legit making me lose my mind!! (＞﹏＜) Like, srsly, what even iz thiz?! G4 was everything, and now G5 is just...NOT it. (ಥ_ಥ)

Firzt off, what’z up with the animation style?! It’s like they threw out everything that made G4 magical and decided to go all “modern” or whatever. But it just feelz wrong, ya know? The characterz look weird, and don’t even get me started on the colorz. Everything’z so bright and flashy it’z like they turned the saturation up to 1000! My eyez are burninNNNNGGGGGGG! (≧Д≦)

And the storylinez—WAHHHH!!11!! What happened to the deep, meaningful plotz? G4 had these amazing stories that were all about friendship, growth, and learning something real. Now it’z all about quick laughz and silly gags. Where’z the heart? Where’z the friendship?! The old episodes had this way of making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like a big ol’ hug from Pinkie Pie, but now I’m just left scratching my head, wondering what they were even thinking. (¬_¬)

I miss the old Mane 6. I miss the lessons that actually meant something. Now it’s like they’re just trying to pander to a younger audience or something, and they’re completely ignoring the fanz who’ve been there since day one. Like, did they forget who their true fanz are?! It’s like they took all the magic and threw it right out the window! (ಥ﹏ಥ)

And don’t even get me started on the dialogue—OOF. What happened to the clever writing and fun banter? Now it’z all forced and cringey. Every line is like a bad meme from five years ago. They used to have this way of sneaking in these lil’ nuggetz of wisdom, but now it’s just...empty. It’s like they’re trying way too hard to be “cool,” and it’s falling flat, flat, flat. (×_×;）I get that showz evolve, but thiz doesn’t feel like evolution—it feels like a betrayal. Like, they took all the thingz that made G4 special and just...poof! Gone. It’s like they forgot about the fans who’ve been sticking with them for yearz, and that really hurts, you know? (ಥ_ಥ)

So, yeah, I’m pretty heartbroken over this. I didn’t think I’d ever have to say this about MLP, but here we are. I’m just gonna go rewatch G4 to remind myself why I fell in love with this show in the first place. Maybe I’ll marathon the whole thing and pretend G5 doesn’t exist... (ノ﹏ヽ)

If anyone else is feeling the same way, plz hit me up in the commentz or slide into my DMs. I need to know I’m not alone in this. Anyway, that’z my rant for the day. Hope you’re all doing better than I am! I h8 whtvr this mess is! (＞﹏＜)

ALZOOOO W1LL MADE A ACC AG1ANNNN!!! ><!!! :3

Peace out,
-t0by