unnecessarily long rant about why Pterodactyls are the BEST dinosaurs

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𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝. 

𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙵𝙻𝚈! 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚣𝚘𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚜. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚢, "𝙰𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚜," 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜, 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢? 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍-𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜. 

𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙣

 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏, 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗. 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝟹𝟹 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚕, 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚝𝚣𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚝𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞—𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜. 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚊 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎. 

𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙮 

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢? 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠-𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝙽𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚝𝚣𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚝𝚕𝚞𝚜, 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚖𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜, 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑-𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚃-𝚁𝚎𝚡 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍.

𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 

𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜? 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚓𝚊𝚠𝚜, 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗-𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚣𝚘𝚒𝚌—𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚢, 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕. 𝙸𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍-𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝 (𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝). 

 𝚂𝚘, 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖: 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚢. 𝙿𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍, 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐. 

𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝙶𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢.