top inedible things i would eat if it was edible

welcome to the list of things that i "can't" eat but if it was able to be eaten I would

1. babybell wax. I already have ate this in the past but if it was edible it would probably taste like strawberries or chocolate

2. cotton. This would be soo good, probably tastes like cotton candy. It would also help waste i think

3. computer keys, this would be like thse edible bracelt candies you can get. Would probably taste the same

4. straws this would be like pixie sticks or somethin

5.pencils, uhhh maybe chocolate or gummies it would taste like

6. metal, i just really want to eat a metal beam idk what it would taste like lol

7. lightbulbs, ok this would taste like those lemon jawbreakers if you know them, or maybe yellow sour patch kids

ok thats it for this list put in the comments of something you would eat

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