list of michael cera references

Anything is a Michael Cera reference if you think enough about it.

• doves
• flip phones
• the name ann
• cops
• drawing
• noses
• stairs (in car form specifically)
• weed
• emails
• cacti
• notes
• music (any kind)
• marriage
• bullying
• screenwriting (for four different reasons)
• crime
• getting arrested
• yellow shirts
• any religion
• germany
• italy
• beer
• gold
• hats
• companies
• treason
• toasters
• duct tape
• zoos
• cars
• dogs
• food
• drawings
• leather
• tampons
• cookies
• cerave
• ice
• beads
• bees
• hitting a wooden block with a stick as a musical instrument
• women
• weezer
• guitar
• books
• the simpsons
• the pronoun “her”
• the act of walking
• bread
• soccer
• celery
• yelling/getting mad
• parties
• cocaine
• getting killed
• neighbors
• roommates
• golf
• the word hot
• strippers
• model homes
• train sets
• transgender (both ftm and mft)
• the act of running
• burgers
• homework
• having a cousin (reference works best if you are also in love with that cousin)
• hair
• bananas
• the word boring
• the word funny
• the ocean
• the army
• seals
• hands
• bass guitar
• walking with your head down sadly as you pass a red dog house with a dog resting on top
• the act of jorking your peanits
• french people
• british people
• poetry
• cooking
• donald trump
• video games
• dodging things
• brushing your teeth
• tying your shoes
• having sexual intercourse 
• frank sinatra 
• vinyl records
• chicken wings
• funerals
• smoothies
• gay people
• jean cutoffs
• uncles
• acting
• money
• coke
• fans
• cds
• being annoying
• alter egos
• mustaches
• trailer parks
• cabins
• belly buttons
• being a father
• fighting
• making a joke