Dumb vampire rant

Vampires are cool and stuff but it must suck being one at least personally. Like they can’t eat garlic bread. Like that totally sucks, “yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.”- Scott pilgrim. Garlic bread is totally awesome sauce. Vampires also have no reflection which would suck for me like how would I do my hair… the having to drink blood part wouldn’t be possible cuz I’m all about consent and I don’t think anyone would let me consensually let me suck their blood. The only way I’d survive would be like stealing blood bags from hospitals but like isn’t that for like donations to sick people, I’d feel really scummy for that. Maybe I could like be a twilight vampire where I can feed on animals, or do they I’ve only seen the first movie… wait is twilight actually inspired by mcr if so pretty cool I guess. Also who thought the imprinting was a good idea that’s like the one reason I won’t watch the other movies. Anyhow having really pale skin and sharp teeth and being hot sounds cool but there’s too many things that would not be tubular, actually if I could be any type of vampire I’d pick an adventure time vampire at least they’re way better than the twilight ones. 8/10/24 [I still don’t know if it shows dates so I’ll keep adding them:(…]