what loving toro inoue does to a mf

I've been googling nonstop, joined discord servers, spent far too much time on reddit trying to find an english patch for doko demo issyo.

NOTHING.

I am gonna cry I love this cat so much I just wanna hang out with him and teach him new words 

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED NO MATTER THE LANGUAGE BARRIER