need a witch/wizard

Hey SpaceHey . 

my dphone wont charge..., AGAIN!!!!1.. this alway sahpapens and it's nevause of my singular apple charger. i might needsomeone who can cast spells & sorcery to produce eleicitrcity for my phone to start increasing batteyry, or manipilaye it into finally binein g good and NOT defiant to its owner (me) 

THank you SPaceHey,, It's time for me to go to school ilovw U SPavceHye 

Best grrregards, Hotcock (Atleast as of now)