Dream Journal | Day 3

I still don't have internet, and I still hate writing long stuff with my phone, and I still don't understand why whenever I write in Telegram and copy it elsewhere the font turns out all tiny. Eh, I don't really care enough to change it.

Anyway, I dreamt with M again and this time he did have a physical body! ... But my brain made him look like Nicholas Hoult for some reason?? I don't think I've ever seen a single thing he's acted in. I know what M looks like so ????? why?

The dream began with me in my cozy bed, scrolling through reddit (wowie) until I saw a post from a feminist sub pointing out a harmful ad a travel agency had used, it was genuinely a very fucked up photo, but what caught my attention the most was that I was pretty sure I knew the woman in the picture, and she'd never lend herself for such a shot. I went to the agency's Instagram to check if it was real, but instead got distracted by their actual offers. What do you mean people can swim with orcas? Aren't they terribly dangerous? The ad had your usual rich and pretty people swimming in crystal clear waters on a hot, sunny day, with the orca playfully headbutting them from time to time, it simply looked impossible. The very next day my mom and I decided to go to the agency ourselves to inquire about this, not because we wanted to do it, but because we didn't believe it. Upon arriving we saw that there were heaps of people interested in the prospect who had also come to learn more. The owner took this chance to give us all a free guided tour around the premises, and after walking around for what didn't feel like much, we arrived to a room on an upper room which was covered with some ugly ass brown carpet from wall to wall and very dim lights. Inside it, there were some sprays shooting water all over, but what immediately caught our eye was an orca levitating in the middle of it all.
It was a bright sky blue in color, and incredibly friendly, a little bit too friendly. It kept approaching all the visitors and headbutting them like a cat asking for cuddles, and while cute, something about all this was just wrong. "Orcas don't do this, orcas aren't cuddly, orcas don- oh god, stop, stop that, it's too much!" the majority of people had left the room already which meant that the animal was mostly focused on me now, and it wouldn't still bumping its huge face against my chest and face. I tried pushing it off and gently telling it to stop but it wouldn't budge, and at one point I guess I pushed a little too hard because I... tore a hole? Wait what, you can't just tore a hole until an animal, what was that? I looked through it and AHA! I KNEW IT! It was an inflatable orca all along! I quickly took out my phone with the intention of filming from the outside and then the inside to prove that this was nothing but fake entertainment, but for some reason my phone wouldn't start up, and when it finally did, the only remaining woman there besides me and my mother stared at us in a really malicious way. Oh wait, you don't think she works for them... right? I tried getting in a quick video anyway and we bolted, luckily I remembered the way to the entrance, and sure enough, that other woman started chasing us, she couldn't let us reveal the truth!
(AAH INTERNET IS FINALLY BACK, I CAN KEEP WRITING THIS ON MY PC NOW)

We managed to get outside but just in case decided to part ways, it was a very gloomy and rainy day and after running for a couple of blocks I spotted some people riding a weird motorcycle which could fit like 6 -maybe more- people. One girl was struggling to get up so I offered to help but in doing so I took my chance and also sat with them all, letting them take me wherever it was they were going. We arrived at a shoddy looking warehouse and really pondered whether I should follow them inside or not, and in the end decided I would. Inside there was this medium sized courtyard and lots of rooms lined all around it, I entered one with dull red lightning and apparently it was this place's dance hall? Lots of women entered after me and started dancing to their heart's content and wanted me to join them but I really, really didn't want to so I just pretended to be overwhelmed by the situation and left. Back in the courtyard, we were given a pen which had a tiny button that when clicked would change your playermodel, I went from being myself to being Waldo, then Luigi, then a rubber duck, then a shiny puzzle piece, lots of random bullcrap (what's with dreaming about shape shifting two nights in a row?)

This place was supposedly a sort of club for neurodivergent people, no matter the degree of their needs, and once I knew this I felt much more relaxed and made myself at home. I was given not just a bedroom but an entire space like a mini house all just for me, and of course the first thing I did was take a nice shower. I decided to go for a walk afterwards (this is how you know it was a dream, if I'm taking a shower I'll definitely not leave home again until the day after lmao) and reached my irl neighbor's car workshop, where he asked me if I had been exercising these days. Told him that no, that I've been really sick, so he started moving furniture around and told me to get on the ground and do some abs workout. "Hell no! I just showered, I'm not going to get myself dirty again by crawling all over your dirty floor!" so I ran away as fast as I could and it was then that I bumped against my mom. The weirdos from the orca agency hadn't gotten to her, luckily, and she had actually made some progress regarding that. In the few hours (days?) we had been apart, she managed to save enough to buy me a boat.. well, it was more like a whole ass yatch, but still. Said she wanted me to use it to locate all the fake orcas these agency had spread all around the world, and I accepted. I told my closest friends about the mission I was about to set into and also wanted to tell M, but he wouldn't reply. I insisted, telling him it was important, to please reply, but nothing. Fine! Fine, whatever! Keep doing that! You always do that! I don't care! As I was preparing everything to set sail he finally contacts me, and after telling him everything he starts spamming a lot of fish and sea related emojis while going THAT'S AMAZING, THAT'S SO AMAZING, GOOD FOR YOU.
Well I guess that's that, everyone knows by now, all I have to do is board the ship an- Huh? I checked my phone and it turned out that M had accidentally video called me. Let's see, should I be a good person and tell him, should I hang up myself, or should I sneak? Hehehe. I muted myself and peeked at all his surroundings as he flailed his phone around, he was sitting in the dark at his desk, multiple monitors on, waiting to get an instruction from work. Suddenly one of his screens lights up with a flashing red alert, telling him he must focus immediately on the task at hand, because it could be a life or death situation. I thought well, maybe he has to help someone with something extremely dire or... but instead his screen changed to a sort of 2D, pixel musou game with washed out colors. Apparently even though it was just a game he actually had to beat it because bad stuff would happen otherwise? I was so nervous for him, the red lights didn't stop flashing either as he played, I wanted to take a closer look, so I leaned and leaned and next thing I know I had "crossed" through my phone screen and was actually sitting on his bed behind him. I immediately covered my mouth, absolutely terrified that he'd find out I was there. Shit, what do I do now?

"I know you're there, by the way" What? "You've been there for a while now, I don't really care, didn't you have to get on a boat or something" I- Yeah, I did, wait, how am I even gonna get to it from here? Where exactly am I, anyway? M turned around on his chair to face me and said with quite the confident grin that he'd help me get to whatever port my boat was anchored at IF I took him with me. He said he wanted to go on this nautical adventure too and besides, it was going to be quite dangerous if I went alone anyway, asked if I had done anything like this before in my life or if I even knew where to go. No, not really... but still! My mom won't let you! "Who cares? Tell her I'm coming anyways! Tell her I'm your best friend or something!" Fine, fine, you're right, I couldn't have done this on my own anyway. We started preparing some bags for our journey, asked him if it was fine for him to leave his job for god knows how many days, M said he had a backup plan and not to worry, so we just continued packing. I don't know how he took me to the port, we sort of teleported, but we arrived there during the night, with only streetlamps barely illuminating the way. I told my mom M was actually my best friend N but she knew I was lying since she knew what N looked like, didn't even bother to complain because there was no time, told me to just get on already, so we did. We loaded our bags, checked that everything was functioning, charted our course, looked into the dark horizon in front of us...

And then I woke up ⭐🐋