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whoever the fuck took the handle "wolverine", i am glad you have not been online in two years because NOBODY is taking my identity like that, i am a step ahead of you because my handle is better i am THE wolverine. I am ultimately proven right by this statement
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deadpool
Woah, peanut, time out! I get it, the various superhero impersonation accounts can be hard to navigate- especially when you find out it wasn't the real Chris Hemsworth you were hitting on- but let's take a breather, 'kay? Listen, you agree to let the handle thing go, and I'll agree to keep it on the down-low that you were EVERYBODY's last choice in which Wolverine to pluck from his timeline.
Y'know what, sure, bubs, you're THE Wolverine, capital W and everything. Let's get you away from the computer before you pop a blood vessel.
fine, but i am already starting to regret the internet, the people who are trying to add me, i don't trust them
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I know, Gramps, cybersecurity isn't a thing when you're a grizzled veteran. But listen, these guys are harmless, worst they'll do is ask you for an autograph. With how long it took me to get you *on* here, I'm not letting you give up on the internet this early, oh no. We'll give you purpose, old man. There's always that sweet, sweet promotional paycheck for... are they calling this 'Unconvential Brand Youth Outreach' still?... but the dollar signs make Deadpool a happy boy. Creamin' my jeans just thinking about it.
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fine, if you really say these peoplr are harmless, i am somewhat taking your word for it which feels like a bad idea as always. and for that last part, too much information.
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That's the spirit! Ahh, you know you love it, Old Yeller.
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