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We've shattered box office records. We've laid out a new standard for post-Endgame Marvel (about time)! We've validated your 'multiverse fatigue' with... more multiverse. Sorta. Listen, folks, if you haven't already given us the ol' up down with them there peepers, "Deadpool and Wolverine" is not only an incredibly entertaining watch, it'll also save me the trouble of explaining where I've been. The execs have been HOUNDING my ass to promo this, so consider this a corporate-sponsored endorsement. From me. We're all for self-confidence here, my dear viewers.
I tried to sneak some pics of old Wolvie (hate to see him go, LOVE to watch him leave...) but he broke my phone. Sad face. So, next logical step, stopped a pedestrian and asked if I could use her phone. She fainted a few minutes ago, so I'll probably just tuck this it back into her jacket or something. The stardom is dazzling, lady, I get it.
...Shit, I forgot to put on my mask, eh?
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE
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i swear to god if you are still trying to take pictures of me, i might as well try to kill you again or just brutally stab you for another night long
Don't threaten me with a good time, peanut. I'll go another round if you give me reason to, but ONLY if. My services ain't free.
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