Im too much of a loser for my own good

I made new friends at my new school, theyre really cool and kind, my school isn’t a typical school, rather than a cafeteria there’s a kitchen, and sometimes the teachers bring a plate full of sweets, or pastries. One day there was TWO plates of pastries and someone brought a watermelon that day too. We ate so much snacks that day. So I casually said to my friends, “man you can’t go on a diet around here, not me being a big back.” And they all looked like “😐🤨🧐” LIKE THEY DIDN’T GET IT SO I FELT SO CHRONICALLY ONLINE