The best Game on The Google Play Store (Real)

Recently.. I found this game called Condom Factory Tycoon,

Yes. I shit you not, it is actually called that..

And the reviews don't lie.

(5 STAR REVIEWS):

"Best game I've ever seen, the story is beautiful, the soundtrack is amazing, and the characters are simply magnificent. I play this game every day. It might even be better than Flying Gorilla. Maybe even better than Helldivers 2. While playing this game, I've cried, laughed, cheered and raged. This is the best game in recorded human history." -Proton010701

"This game made me freaky. I recommend it, in case you struggle with keeping your edging streak up! This game also is so emotional, so when I saw that GYATT I immediately edged. It gives you infinite aura and skibidi gyatt fortnite rizz. I recommend playing this in class, so you can show everyone what a rizzler you are😎😎 10/10 game, healed all my trauma and reminded me of the freaky French Revolution. Play it with your homies and replicate the things seen!" 

-Idk

(I'm currently struggling to breathe due to how hard I'm laughing)