relationships in elementary school

relationships in elementary are so funny to me bc these kids have no feelings for each other at all and are just imitating what they think a relationship should be like adults  but then since having a relationship is just a cool bragging object for those kids the “couple” only speaks like once a week and then they get broken up because the girl went for a faster guy. they look at love like a checklist for a perfect parter and it’s so funny idk