Welcome to earth, infiltrated fellows

Today is my first day on Earth, in the middle of my research I discovered that this is a social network between some homonkeys

I have managed to infiltrate

I stole the identity of a young female, I think the agent has bitten the bait

• Ssoo I guess I'll do it right and prepare the land for the arrival of the captains 

I'm hungry for brains, curiously I've learned that some humans also eat brains, pig brains, I'll try them, maybe I'll like them