I FOUND AN ALIEN IN MY BACKYARD???

hey guys!! I know it’s been a bit since i posted over here, but the most INSANE thing happened to me earlier today so i figured you all might want to hear about it… 

basically i was just on the computer like any other day, watching youtube, working on music, discord, whatever. nothing too strange. but all of a sudden while I was in the middle of mixing a longer version of the 727 WYSI track i released last year, i heard this super loud crash from right outside my window???? i almost thought it was in my headphones at first and did a double take lmao

 my dad, being somehow both the most the loudest but also most sensitive to loud noises man of all time starts yelling from the other room asking what happened and what the noise was, and my dog also started freaking the hell out barking and running towards the door-- at this point i was like "what the fuck, did a tree fall? are my neighbors shooting of fireworks or something?" and pretty quickly took off my headphones and looked out the window to see what happened. (my  desk is pretty much right up against the window so its not like i could miss it)

and i shit you not 

a god damn ALIEN SPACESHIP was just sat there in my backyard, smoking, blinking lights everywhere, alarms blaring, and i'm just kinda frozen, inside looking out at it until i snap out of it and run to my back door to go check it out

and lemme tell you when you think of an alien spaceship in your head or see one in a movie it is NOTHING like what the real thing is. i mean, standard saucer kind of shape, big glass dome and all (shattered with a branch stuck through it at that point) but the most shocking thing to me was the fact that it was so... small??? the thing's circumference probably wasn't any more than ~13 feet. if I was sitting in the little cockpit i'd barely even be able to fit, much less fly it around

anyways, me and my dad slowly walk up to it (scared as hell obviously) and peer into the dome and bro

there is a fucking alien sitting in there

there is a fucking alien in my backyard

and it's alive!!!!

i jump back and yell out, my dad doing the same, the lights and alarms of the spaceship blinking and flashing and beeping, my dog still freaking the hell out inside the house, and this little guy in the spaceship just starts RAMBLING, and obviously it's in some kind of weird ass alien language so neither of understand what it's saying, it almost sounds kind of like music?? i hardly even am able to process the fact that there is an alien yelling at me (and also my dad yelling, at nobody in particular) to even notice the fact that it doesn't even really look all that much like an alien... if i had to describe it, it almost looks like a panda?? but its proportions are all weird and it's super tiny. it's honestly kind of cute albeit kinda creepy looking, like someone took a chibi cartoon panda and made it... real

before i can even begin to think of how to communicate back to this thing my dad comes SPRINTING back from the garage holding something, and in a flash the panda is quiet, my dad is quiet... and also he's holding a tennis racket 

my dad just knocked out the god damn panda alien with a tennis racket. 

i'm at a bit of a loss for words, but honestly I don't blame him to acting out immediately against it because in the moment we were all just kinda freaking out. needless to say i'm not entirely sure what to do with this little panda alien for the time being, we currently have my dog's gate set up in our laundry room and it's still knocked out from the tennis racket (we laid him down on a little blanket because we felt bad)

it's pretty late now, like 2am, but the alien appears to be peacefully sleeping on his little blankie. we thought about calling the police but what would they even do???? they'd probably shoot it because it has different alien space panda political viewpoints from them lol. anyways as im writing this, i'm kinda too excited/scared/freaked out to even sleep. part of me is thinking "am i dreaming"? but if i am it's one of those dreams that i don't want to wake up from because i'm so invested in the dream lore (that's normal right) 

i'll keep posting updates over here and on instagram/youtube and whatever, any ideas on what i should do once the alien is awake???