something about my obsession with jon arbuckle idk i'm not good with titles

///TW: bad writing, bad punctuation, i may repeat things over and over, weird s3xual comments or mentions???///

everyone knows the franchise Garfield from Jim Davis's comics, most known for the loveable lazy sinical orange fat cat that hates Mondays and loves lasagna but not a lot of people know much about his owner, Jon Arbuckle. as the title suggests, I'm going to talk about Jon Arbuckle and my obsession with him, dear god help me for I am mentally insane at this point......

LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE CHARACTER:

Jon Arbuckle is a cartoonist in Indiana, he rocks a blue collared shirt with some pants and weird ass shoes, he is most described as a lame stupid wimpy childish hopeless romantic with a awful fashion sense, he was raised on a farm with his brother "doc boy" 

(doc boy is a name Jon teases his brother with) 

anyways, his love life isn't great as he tends to ruin dates by his wimpy and embarrassing nature, though he has been seen dating Liz Wilson in the comics and in SOME iterations of Garfield but more than likely he's single

I can go on and on about him, but we'll be here all day.

HOW THE OBSESSION STARTED:

if I'm being honest I'm not sure myself, at the time I had a crush on the once-Ler from the lorax movie (2012), I saw the trailer for the Garfield movie (2024) and i had mix feelings, first i was like "oh great Chirs Pratt is gonna voice Garfield" but then i said to a friend "why Jon kinda..." as a funny joke, we laughed about it..

a few months pass and my little brother wanted to see the movie, it was like any other day going to the movies with family, i got some south park plushies from the claw machine, all normal right? we then went to sit down and watch the movie, it was a okay movie to say the least but then i saw Jon Arbuckle....once I saw that twink ass on my screen...it caught me off guard by this new found feeling...I left the movies conflicted...

I told my friend "I think I like Jon" all she said was "not surprised"

 (I'm known to have very weird crushes so most of my friends aren't shocked) 

I started to like Jon Arbuckle, so I did what most fellow autistic people do when they like something that makes them happy, hyper fixate

but now this hyper fixation has evolved into whole unhealthy obsession

you can ask me anything about Jon and I'll answer it, i know his favorite color, his favorite color is red

THE PROBLEMS:

the main problem I can't control is my hypers3xual1ty, it gets in the way of my normal life and how I function but hey blame my 🍇ist, if you're probably thinking; yes i do SOMETIMES have s3xaul feelings for Jon, like a VERY unhealthy amount of lust, of course I'm NOT going to go into detail but I wanna D0minate him so bad, what? you think if think you show me a VERY subby  looking twink that I wouldn't want to smash???? jokes on you i love my feminine Tumblr twinks 

i mean look at that ARCH, Jesus he arches so much in this movie... 

  (i lust for him so much)

MY ACCOUNT:

for some who don't know me, I'm known as that Jon Arbuckle fangirl on my socials, mostly on tiktok, I live up to my username, I have a WHOLE shrine of Jon Arbuckle in my room that I made my myself, my wallpaper on my devices have Jon, I made a whole scene pack of Jon in the movie on my channel, my cursor on computer is Jon, I have a photo album of Jon on my devices, I draw him a lot, my c.ai is filled with Jon, I stock the Garfield official accounts for some content, hell all of my apps suggest Jon to me 

FINAL:

now I circle back from where it all started, that joke I made when I saw the trailer for the Garfield movie (2024) I think about if any of this was ever a joke...well of course not, at least not anymore, anyways, I hope you enjoyed or hated this entry, either of the two it doesn't matter to me 

ANSWERING QUESTIONS:

Q:"do you hate it when someone else likes him?"

A: no, well sure it's my obsession but what person do you take me for? let people like who they like as well.

Q: "what do you see in him???"

A: i like pathetic loser twinks like him.

Q:"does your family know?"

A: sadly, yes, they are aware that I like him but they don't know it's a obsession.

Q:"what the hell, why him?? I hate him, he's so ugly"

A: we're all entitled to our opinions; you have reasons and I have mine. 

Q: "are you mental?????"

A: i'll like to joke i am but I don't think autism, anxiety, hypers3xuality are mental illness's 

Q:"are you gonna put him in a j8r or smear a used t8mp0n on him?

A: very funny references but hell no 

(yes, someone actually asked me this on some discord sever)

Q:" do you draw nsfw of him?" 

A: sometimes, i just draw some to blow off some steam or for fun lol