Here's a Random Monolog to Start My Blogヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Fantastic, hello, how is everyone? Are you having a nice day so far? May I ask, have you gotten to see the sunrise or the sunset lately? How the sun peaks over the horizon drenching everything in a honey light? Have you been able to admire the clouds as a living painting spread across the bright blue canvas of the sky? Did you notice the greens of the trees and of the grass speckled with the yellows, whites, and purples of the weeds? Have you been out in the blue and purple darkness of the night to see the pin pricks of light shine through the heavens and weave stories that last generations? Have you felt the sun with all its wonder constantly burning itself embrace you? If you have done any of these things lately then I have the unfortunate burden of informing you: "nuh uh, no you didnt, thats my job. stop taking my job. god. just. dont go outside. okay? thats my thing. you just. stay right there and ill tell you whats happening out here. okay? just. stay. there." Sorry for the inconvenience.