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I dont want braces please i dont wan,, but id rather get them than have this expande.r.. i am so jelly cuz my other friends still dont have their expander and omgmgktjmjmfsn krsnjf sk nrfs knefsn kfesnk I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ANNOYING EXPANDER I WANNA DIE, I HATE CRANKING IT PRAY