Incoherent Rambing and Complaining

Ever wanted to hear an incoherent stream of thoughts from an unreliable narrator? Read Catcher In The Rye. But here's what I have to say, formed in no particular order:

1. My laptop has been getting worse and worse- Every time I try to use the spacebar, it uses Trackpoint and tries to r-click, which effectively freezes up the computer until I Ctrl-Alt-Del and swap users. If anyone  knows how to disable Trackpoint on Lenovo E570 and Ubuntu Mint Cinnamon, please let me know. (edit: i used a search engine and found out)
   
2. The monitor I plugged in to try and turn it into a desktop isn't getting reliable power, and constantly jitters between on and off. I don't give a damn about the monitor, though. (edit: i don't care anymore)
   
3. American Politics. (edit: wow)
   
4. Here's more complaining- m4a's don't burn. Stick with ogg and flac- I mostly have those, but back from the iTunes day, I had a few m4as- and now I can't burn Energy and The Else. BOOOOOOO. (edit: still true)
   
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6. That's enough complaining for one minute. You should play Happy Wheels, it's still up and running. (edit: very true)
   
7. New minute, how the fuck do I make a links section that works like a links section for 3DS FC and Steam? Those are my links, but god forbid they work like everything else... (edit: i still don't know)
   
8. Because I don't use a smart phone, I can't download USAA's stupid-ass app, which is the ONLY way to deposit checks without mailing them the check. Fun! (edit: still sucks)
   
9. MORE Politics! (edit: how do you suddenly BECOME black???)
   
10. Remember the Freetube blog, where I sucked the app's dick for a full post? Well, it doesn't load videos as well anymore, so I gotta stop and wait every few minutes. The rest of it's ok, but by god, I expected so much better. (edit: not as true)
    
11. Eat your fruits and vegetables. And drink water. (edit: brush your fucking teeth)