my goofy ahh situationship TW: me being a dumbass

(SPOILER ALERT IT DIDNT EVEN LAST A FULL DAY)

I'm writing this so I can cope with the thought of dying alone and what better way to do that than giggling at my decisions.

So, me and friend were on this knockoff omegle site right, (first red flag) and land on this guy and he seemed chill af so we started talking (key word seemed). (please don't do what I did) I was trying to put him on to my friend bc she's a baddie and deserves a chill bf that'll treat her right. He seemed down with it so went all in bc he sounded chill and he was kinda fine. So, I showed all these pictures of my friend being a baddie and he was interested so he gave his number to my friend. But due to some complications in her personal life she had to say no (but would still talk to him as friend).

I'm ngl I wanted a relationship with him so i got the greenlight from my friend to try and get with him. We started talking and I thought we were hitting it off so I got his number and we talked a lil bit more over the phone and I thought it was gonna be smooth sailing. WRONG he said he had to think about me being his official gf and I was like oh okay. I gave him over an hour to think. I ask him "did you decide yet?" tell me why he replies saying "Not yet cuz I have a thing with a girl at my school and we just went out and I was only messing around on the site." I was taken aback by the letters that appeared on my screen. I was feeling a lot of things at once and I told him that. I asked him why he didn't say anything during our talk, and he replied "Cuz we're not dating" (literally wtf)

Now, what I did was completely idiotic. I decided to stay with him so I can hear his answer. (WTF WHY AM I SO DESPERATE). To make a long ending short, he didnt choose me. Moral of the story, dont be stupid while getting into a realationship.