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BAM INTERNET YAMERO ENGLISH TRANSLATION JUMPSCARE

The phenomenon called internet angel is one postulated, organic alternating current lamp Adorable rainbow illumination (Peace!) (A complex of all transparent accounts) This disgusting, icky-yucky shithole of a reality Will all be wiped from your minds by the angel of charity, me! Oh, but don’t tell any of the adults, okay? Everything’s going to be all right, don’t be afraid now Now log off all your social media and we’ll go see the ocean together LET’S ALL QUIT THE INTERNET! You pretend to understand, but you know nothing, do you? Oh, what is sadness, really, now? What do you think loneliness is? Are you listening? Can you all interact with me, but also get away from me? On it loops My favorite time of day is night, but it gets so cold by myself, someone hold me please TBH, I know I can be happy, but I can’t stop pretending I’m not I won’t let the haters get to me! I won’t suck up to my fanatics! No matter how much work I put in, I know I’m going straight to hell Nah, I’m probably in one of the circles already Likes are the best lawyer in hell The hypocrite’s trap of the spider’s thread But even as the pain takes over I can’t tear myself away from the internet! Go mad! Running through my body is ecstasy, melting down my throat is Myslee My screen illuminates the dark, bathing me in anxiety Can someone come and kill me please, wait, no, I still don’t wanna die Can the sun just never rise again? I’m dying! Kill! Me! My head is gonna fuckin’ explode!!!!! Despite everything, I’ll wade through the chaos with all my nerds We’ll bear witness to something that can only be found there From that terrifying, disturbed internet These poison radio waves fall like beautiful snow I went and got a therapist When I went to see them, they told me to “get off the internet” But when I imagined never seeing any of you guys again, I felt so hurt I don’t care what happens in the real world; I like it here. I still remember the first day I started to gain followers Knowing people saw me and cared about me felt so comfy Oh, who cares about anything anymore, one, two! The internet’s the fuckin’ best! I can feel the swell of ecstasy, deliver me to sweet dreams, dear Myslee I feel you at my fingertips, swimming through the cyberspace, my internet boy The sorrow twirls and descends as the internet game plays in the dark I smile as I rest my head on you, don’t ever forget your internet girl, promise? (OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━! anon! kys! nonnie! megalul! newfriend! go lurk more! hey anon can we kiss! nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!) (kms! ITT! pic unrelated! dropped pic! i don’t speak moonrunes! get back in the basement! OMG plz! fckn ded! bump thread! sure is summer here! kita━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━! nice digits! topkek! THIS SO MUCH!) Through the blue light of the world’s monitors It is my mission to heal the loneliness of all nerds For I am the internet angel