my bitch ass dad (my grumpy morning)

i wouldn't say i have daddy issues because my dad loves me a lot, like hes obsessed with me, i appreciate it but like leave me alone sometimes.

this morning i set 3 alarms to wake myself up, did i hear any of them? no but i did hear my dad from the next room going "TURN OFF THE ALARM MEMEMEMEMME" in arabic, so i got up and did that... then he personally decided to give me a visit to my room.. TWICE. SAYING THE SAME THING. "next time dont put an alarm you wake up everyone in the house besides yourself" like get a bigger house then if you dont wanna hear it or go back to jerking your dick coz your wife got bored of you.