MR PRESIDENT!! GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!

Date: 14 july 2024 

So Trump got shot, he didn't die (I saved him). I like when there is new material to talk abt on social media, felt the same way abt OceanGate and Andrew Tate getting arrested (for example). It makes for good memes, and it's fun watching the idiots talk abt it on twitter. I like seeing Destiny being on some new shit too. Anyway this is prolly the best thing that could've happened to Trump, if he wasn't winning before, he definitely is now. 

Oh also I rejected the guy I've been talking abt, he took it pretty well. I hope things will be normal from now on. 

- Elliot (protector of our lord and savior Donald Trump)