1 AND ONLY, CALVINIZER. (AN INTRODUCTION)

THIS MARKS THE FIRST DAY OF MY JOURNEY TO FIND THE COOLEST PEOPLE TO SAVE FROM THE MASSIVE DESTRUCTION I AM ABOUT TO PUT UPON THIS PLANET. MY UFO ( UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT) IS ONLY FOR THE RADDEST OF PEOPLE, AND CALVINIZER IS PICKY. 

MY PROFILE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. I MIGHT BE ALL KNOWING AND GENIUS, BUT THIS ALIEN IS HORRIBLE AT FOCUSING AT THE TASK AT HAND!!

HAHA..I AM CALVINIZER, I AM A UNLABELED (OF COURSE) MALE IDENIDFIED FLYING EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEING.!! HE/HIM, AS THE KIDS SAY THESE  DAYS

I LOVE THE XFILES BECAUSE IT PORTRAYS ME SO WELL!! boy when i CATCH YO U FOX MULDER... i like   retro videogame consoles,, ESPECIALLY THE GAME CUBE.

I DON'T REALLY DO DNIS BUT IF I THINK YOU ARE A TOTAL CREEPAZOID, I WILL SAY SO AND I WILL BULLY YOU!! slash half joke. 

I LIKE TALKING AMONGST HUMANS AND I AM SO NICE....FRIEND ME, FRIEND ME NOW!!!!! I AM RESERVING SPOTS NOW!!! FRIEND ME TO SURVIVE THE MASSIVE ALIENATION WE WILL BRING DOWN TO THIS HORRRIBLE PLANET...... 

xoxo, CALVINIZER THE GREAT.