I hate "expensive" restaurants: A soft rant.

Dear tourists and people planning on vacation;

Please, for everyone's sake, don't fall into those idiotic tourist traps disguised as gorumet restaurants. They're just looking for dumb tourists who have nothing to do other spend on their money.

Do NOT believe the bullcrap that is the "most expensive meal in {insert country/city}". At the end of the day,  you'll be dissapointed and in debt. You order the so called "most expensive meal" that costs you upwards of 812.23 USD, and they'll serve you the saddest excuse for a meal and it won't even taste good. If you ask me, if I spend over 800 dollars on a meal, I want it to be the best meal ever. I want it to taste like heaven. I want it to taste something worth the money. And it'll never be like that.

I can recommend you thousands of local restaurants that taste far better than the, so called, "expensive" meal. Tacos "El Ramón" is way better than the freaking restaurants. 

SO PLEASE DON'T GO TO THESE PLACES! PLEASE.