me nerding out (about PSYCHOLONIALS)

ok so we all know psycholonials and if u don't, download it on ur phone and play it its free, or watch a playthrough! or just read my yapping!! it's a great " visual novel " by THE MOTHERFUCKIN ANDREW HUSSIE!!!. That is all I'll say

Alright with that said, the ending SUCKED. you might say dirk what the fuck is wrong with you why are you agaisnt lesbians. 

i am not i am the biggest lesbian supporter but zhen just, idk...removed herself from everything after causing a worldwide revolution (russia was fuckin invaded by jubilites)

Theres many parts of the game I enjoyed, from start to finish, from playthrough to playthrough i absolute adored it. Hell! the game gave me a fuckin shit eating grin the moment i entered the app with the 2 options for Spanish (idk who had this idea, but i love them.)

I absolutely adored Zhen and Abby from the start, their conversations, no matter what language, were amazing to me! and they made me discover i fuckin suck at talking Spanish lmao.

Percy was lovely, a loyal simp, with enough strength to sacrifice himself for Zhen.

Now, after all of this shooting with the police and percy and covid filled /injured Zhen, We're introduced to RING 3.

And that is, when we meet Joculine, also the first time we hear the OST " Twelve Clown Salute " ! which is SPECTACULAR! and i adore it, obviously as it is the first song in the playlist that plays the music in my profile. it is a great song lol, and i can FEEL the despair in it! the despair, that abby is feeling,.unsure of Zhen being able to live thru her injuries and her illness, agonizing mentally and physically as shes in charge of everything and doesnt have a clue what to do. but suddenly Joculine comes in! first she seems like another fucking nerd that would lick Zhen's feet for just a bit of clout, but then Abby sees that maybe SHE should be in charge, as she really doesn't know much of Zhen's plans

later on, the ring 3 reunion happens ingame and Joculine is still being a nerd, except this time, Zhen is present.

she takes off her shirt and.BAM it is revealed shes actually Candiceschmandice, one of the first people, if not the FIRST PERSON, to cancel Zhen, leading to her mental breakdown.

As zhen realizes it is too late when she has processes the information, she decides to publicly execute her later on

and then the loathed movie plays... Joculine was just..nerding out, and she SHOT HER! she was sad, TOO!! "blah blah blah traitors" Zhen you're completely wrong, she was more fucked in the head than you and you killed her for it. 

Now, You guys might say " STOP BEING A JOCULINE APOLOGIST SHE KILLED ABBY'S PARENTS " how true do you think that is? or maybe it is just an implication the game takes because we're literally playing from the point of view of a mentally ill 24 year old that rules the fucking world because she became a clown!!!

Personally my theory is that Mizzlebip was behind it from the start, behind all that, it is implied, after all, that they made the Trusted RING 3 die, killing David Hasselhoof in the process. They knew Zhen would trust them, and they probably planned to get joculine killed to rise up, but it happened without her knowing beforehand

Zhen should've never killed Joculine, and it's TRUE! because in the ending, she left behind her life as the Supreme Honkifex, but she never forgot Joculine, the look on her corpse, her face.

and turns out Zhen probably knew joculine was more fucked in the head than her! because apparently they've known eachother since like high school, but it was just "hey i saw this person idk them" type of knowing someone 

BUT APPARENTLY ZHEN ALSO KNEW JOCULINE WAS IMITATING HER ALL THESE YEARS.

SO SHE SHOT AND KILLED A MENTALLY ILL GIRL JUST BECAUSE SHE HATED ON HER YEARS AGO ".but but dirk the mental breakdown" she was PRACTICALLY fucking dickriding zhen shes definitely changed for the better??

More about the ending, it sucked really bad

They gave us no choice. i know it was intentional, but I would've liked to see an ending where Zhen does become Z, the jubilite goddess that guides you into making a whole society from your dreams.

but that's not all, the ending was so lazy it gave me Homestuck ptsd, about final acts being shitty and painful to read, just a mindfuck at this point

" blah blah funny they're just killing eachother to rule the jubilites hahahahaha mizzlebitch died 😂😂 " HUSSIE THIS SUCKS WHAT WERE U THINKIN!!!!

I loved seeing that abby was actually blonde, the horse they called percy, them being married

but they could've ruled the jubilites from there. yes. in hiding, post ambiguous pictures to Instagram so they dont go crazy and rule everyone from there.. Abby didn't even need to get into the stuff because zhen would be controlling it all and mizzlebip wouldn't have full control .

but zhen just decided to leave a bunch o people to die, and it fucks me up, it's selfish and stupid. she's aware of what she caused and she listens to Abby who knows...WHAT! what she posted ??? what she tells her???

I know she loves her, I know she was going through a panic attack, but abby should've calmed her down instead of telling her what to do!

it's just dumb, and that's my opinion, you can love it, or hate it, idgaf. i just adored Psycholonials until all of that