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[--General Information - -]

* Starting Time:: 3:12 pm Central

* Name:: Steve (but you may know me as Vic or Vicodin or CoSteve)

* Nicknames:: Vic, Vicodin, CoSteve

* Colour of Eyes:: black hole. Oh wait, you mean the brown circle around the black center?

* Hair Colour:: once brown, now just sort of I don't know, but its still there

* Shoe Size:: depends on who made it and in what country

* Brothers/ Sisters:: I have some, yes

* If yes, Names:: Jessie Pinkman, Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine 

* Single or Taken?:: I'm taken but not shaken and the sleeper must awaken

* Zodiac sign:: STOP

* colour:: I'm a light brownish color without the 'u'

* Height:: 6' if I stand up

* Braces?:: What? Like Forrest Gump wore? No. Wait, I have a knee brace from a surgery rehab long ago, so yes. 

* Current residence:: my house which I own and my wife makes me clean

[--Do You Prefer--]

* Chocolate or vanilla?:: for what exactly? It depends

* Hugs or kisses?:: depends on who from

* Scary movies or comedies:: If the movie is actually funny then comedy. If its Adam Sandler then give me a scary movie. Or anything else.

[--Things That Come To Mind--]

* School:: done with that

* House:: expensive

* Best friends:: scattered

* Fave Song?:: for singing or playing on guitar or just sitting and listening? It depends on my mood and what we're talking here. For singing in the car its probably Girl On The Moon by Foreigner. Guitar - Blue Collar Man by Styx or Good Enough by Tom Petty (the lead is fun.) or Supermassive Black Hole by Muse especially for bass. 

[--In The Past 24 Hours, Have You?--]

* Watched a movie?:: No, its been ... several days

* Talked on the phone:: Just got off

* Cried:: Nope

* Gone to the bathroom?:: Several times

* Watched TV:: Yes ma'am

* looked in the mirror:: Who is that guy?

* taken a shower:: yes, Mr Nosey

* Listened to music?:: Yesterday on the way home from work. Pandora and my "Pretty Reckless" channel

* Hugged / kissed some1?:: Yes, married men must do this you know

[--Do You Believe In--]

* Heaven?:: Yes, but I haven't been there

* Hell?:: Yes, pretty sure I worked there once

* Aliens?:: What, like crossing the border? Sure, they're everywhere and don't we all wonder why?

* Love:: You mean Courtney or Jennifer? I like Jennifer Love Hewitt much more than Courtney Love, but that's just me.

* Magic:: The game? Tricks by magicians? The box of tricks I got one Christmas?  

[--Some Random Stuff--]

* Are you listening to music now?:: I am not, but if I go to some of your profile pages I will be 'cause some of you guys are just blasting us with that stuff. HA HA

* What colour pants r u wearing?(if any :P):: <-- If I weren't wearing any pants I suspect I'd be escorted out of the office, although with how weird Covid has made things I really don't know if that's true

* What's the best thing since sliced bread?:: Bread slicers

* Who Is your crush?:: Look, as a married man I am only allowed one answer to this question

[--Favourites--]

* Flower:: Rose Byrne

* Mother's name?:: My favorite mother's name? I mean, Cindy Crawford is a mother so ... Cindy

* Tattoos?: My favorite tattoo? I guess the ones on Megan Fox's body

* Body piercing?: I don't think you're making any sense here. My favorite body piercing?

* How much do you love your job-scale of 1 to 10?:: There is a reason we call it a 'job' Ok

* Birthplace:: hospital

* Favourite vacation spot?:: Beach

* Ever been to Africa?:: No. but I read that China is slowly buying it

* Stolen any traffic signs?:: Does running them over with a huge car and dragging them away count?

* Ever been in a car accident?:: Lets just say my previous answer was a clue

* Croutons or Bacon bits?:: Croutons are like stale overheated bread to me. Bacon bits are bacon and everybody loves bacon. Even people who don't eat bacon love bacon.

* 2 Door or 4 Door car?:: 2 plus a hood and a trunk lid

* Salad Dressing?: I have ruined more shirts with Italian dressing than anything else

* Favourite Pie?:: There is only 1. Its simply a question of how many digits you want to carry it out to

* Favourite Number?: Why would I have a favorite number? 

* Favourite Movie?: Monty Python and the Holy Grail probably

* Favourite Colour?: red

* Favourite Holiday?: Billie

* Favourite day of the week?: tomorrow

* Favourite brand of body soap? I do not know

* Favourite show?: Everything I liked seems like its over now. Uh ... Succession

* Toothpaste?: Anything that keeps my teeth in my head

* Most recently read book?: Stealing America

* Favorite Smell?: Arabian squirrel farts

* What do you do to relax?: this

* Favourite Fast Food?: I am kind of sick of fast food and with Covid half of them are unable to find staff so they're never open when I need anymore

* When was your last hospital VISIT?: when my mom decided to eat a bunch of potato chips until her blood pressure spiked at 2 am in January and they made me stand out in the freezing parking lot for over an hour until I was nearly dead

* Message to your friends reading this:: You have nearly reached the end!

* How do you see yourself in 10 years?: in a mirror

* What do you do when you are bored?: this

* What presents do you enjoy receiving?: large gold bars

* Furthest place you will send this message?: the internet

[-- Have You Ever - -]

* Faked being sick to miss school:: not faked exactly, but I could probably have gone

* Put a body part on fire for amusement:: you mean my own or someone else's? I might need to consult an attorney for this

* Thrown someone in the bonfire:: no, that would either be really stupid or justified because of something they did. But no.

* Been hurt emotionally:: Well, since I'm not a dysfunctional psychopath the answer would have to be yes.

* Cried during a movie:: You mean BECAUSE of the movie or just cried while a movie happened to be on? It depends.

* Ever thought an animated character was hot:: Well clearly Jessica Rabbit was intended to be hot.

* Been on stage:: Yes, but it didn't get me as many girls as I had hoped

* Been sarcastic?:: No, who does that? Of course not. Not me. Nope. Never.

[--Favourites--]

* summer/winter:: My favorite summer was the last one where I went to the beach. My favorite winter would b e the last time the Cowboys won a Superbowl so ... long time ago

* cartoon characters:: SouthPark

* drink:: water is pretty good, except in certain parts of Texas

* food:: pizza

* movie:: What, you mean a second favorite movie or what? How about Kung Fu Hurricane

* ice cream:: yes please. Just not strawberry.

* subject:: science

* animal:: Labradors

* Color:: another one? Blue

* Day or night?:: day, when I'm feeling awake and energetic but not in pain yet

* Number:: 867-5309

* Letter:: Q

* TV or Computer?:: For what?

* Happy or Sad:: My favorite happy? I had a stuffed dog named Happy when I was little. 

[-- In The Last 24 Hours --]

* cried:: No, we did this already

* met someone new:: online, yes

* cleaned your room:: haven't had time, no

* Drove a car:: Yep, that's how I got here

* Been pissed off:: See "drove a car"

[--Friends and Life--]

* Do you have a soul mate?:: I have a wife and my shoes have soles and I have a soul and each of my shoes has a mate so ... 

* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend:: I have a wife

* Who have u known the longest of your friends:: The one who grew up across the street from me and eats lunch with me about once a week

*When do u cry the most:: when I watch football

* The worst feeling in the world?:: watching football

[--For everyone to fill inn --]

* Silver or gold:: now that song from Klondike Bill on the Rudolph Christmas special is running in my head!

* Sunset or sunrise:: sunset

* Have you ever broken/sprained anything:: Sprained everything below the waist several times, broken a few things, tore some others

* Have any piercings?:: - does a butthole count?

* If yes, what?:: butthole? nostrils? Ear holes? I mean, how technical are we being on the definition here?

* Rain, sun or snow?:: sun

* How is the weather?:: constantly changing from day to day and month to month. 

*Do u like cookies?:: Some of them, but if you put raisins in them I'm going to throw them at you

* Do you like pudding?:: yes, I can't say I've ever had a bad pudding

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