GOING FERAL RN

It's 12 pm, I'm walking by myself at the mall. It's a weekday so it isn't that busy, especially only an hour after they've opened. The sun glistens down through the skylights, and I reach into my pocket. I bring out my strawnana Baja blast kushberry kiwi vape and take a blinker. Just as I'm about to blow it out, a mannequin behind me falls and I turn bumping into somebody. Startled, I cough out. We both fall to the ground and cough together. We both dropped our vapes. As we frantically hurry to pick them up, we touch hands briefly before exchanging a look into each other's eyes that goes on longer than it should. Flustered and nervous, I pick up my vape and walk away before anything can be said. As I'm walking I don't look behind and tuck my vape in my bag. As he watches me leave, vape in hand, he comes to realize that we picked up the wrong vapes. He stares into the screen of my strawnana Baja blast kushberry kiwi vape, examining the photo of the boy on the screen, captivated by his utter stunningness. He closes his hand and turns back to chase after me until he realizes that I'm lost in the crowd, and as he searches for about an hour he gives up and leaves. But from that day forward, he's determined to find me.

Anyway, guys, that's how I want to meet my boyfriend. Low-key, make me a movie writer cause this would be the love story of the summer. Thanks, thanks, I already know I'm a genius, but it doesnt hurt to keep telling me.

No but fr WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN 

Literally if I open tiktok one more time and see a happy couple I'm gonna straight up take a bite out of my phone or sum FRR

I literally downloaded an app for dating like 2 days ago CAUSE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO. There's nobody at my school and I don't know HOW long it'll take for my dream mall romance to come to fruition so might as well j narrow my options down and talk to what could very well be a 40 year old neck beard waiting to kidnap me. No but the app seems legit but oml the amount of just straight horny guys is insane oml like CALM DOWN I don't wanna see your twerk videos plz and thank youu. But yeah I've got 10 swiped so far and like IK ITS PROLLY FAKE but it's all like "200 people have swiped on you but you gotta pay 20 dollars per week if you wanna see who 😜" and like IMMA J ASSUME ITS REAL AND THAT EVERYBODY WANTS ME. Like more than 20 people have swiped and I've accepted a few BUT NOBODY SAYS NUN. LIKE IM SHY SAY SUM.  Yesterday I started talking to this fine ass dude oml who thank God said hey first BUT I BOTCHED IT UP CAUSE IM AN AWKWARD UGLY LITTLE DUCKLING and he ghosted me 😭. I mean, idk if being left on delivered for like 9 hours even thought he's been online consecutively throughout the day counts as ghosting but stilllllll. It's very well prolly cause we're 13 hours away and like that's valid but like maybe say summ don't get my hopes upppp 😕. HE CALLED ME HANDSOME TOO AND IM LIKE 😫🙏. But like nooooo I ain't but like Ian wanna be like that 😭.

No but fr every guy is absolutely insanely pretty and I'm like over here barking at my phone like GIVE ME A CHANCE BUT TALK TO ME FIRST OR ELSE IM J GONNA COME OFF AS WEIRD BUT GIVE ME LIKE 1 HOURS TO RESPOND NOT CAUSE IM GHOSTING BUT BECAUSE IM PACING IN MY ROOM TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO RESPOND TO WSP.

Anyway, that's my beautiful- Oh my God I just realized people from school have me added on spacehey. Uhhh. If you read that like uh. No you didn't. Anyway uh bye ig. See you in a month 😭. (Maybe not cause I might switch schools)