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What would it be like to fuck a man-sized lego figure?

I'm curious. Would it be painful? Probably, since their dicks would be hard plastic. And what would their dicks look like? Just a simple cilinder, or more detailed? Would there be circumsized and uncircumsized lego dicks? Would there be a plastic sound following each thrust?

What do y'all think?


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doggyface

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I feel it would feel like a dildo that not rubbery


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ZomBabi

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I imagine they'd all just have lego levers down there, and they kinda slide between their legs when not in use. Then again ik builders have been being really creative with blocks but I can't think of another option. I imagine each thrust would be a plastic clink just from his lego body rubbing against himself, but on climax, I feel he'd make that legos unraveling sound effect from the video games along with a grunt. (or ig for consent reasons would he need to be able to speak an actual language like the characters in ninjago? rather than the "mumble mode"?)


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