i HATE dirk strider!!!

dirk strider?? more like DICK STUPID. i HATE DIRK STRIDER, A slam:

dirk is cringe

yeah put him ina syringe

dont do him, throw him away

cause even if he was drugs, i would say

NO. id rather go stone

cold turkey, 

your hair looks like beef jerky

you created a child in two universes

and did horribly

as a father in both

your name, that shit curses

your former bitch looks incompetent

yeah im talking about jake

that stupid fucking slompydant

it doesnt even matter though,

cause you fumbled that shit badder

bro. then you even know.

so to say.

perchance.

you shoukf fucking kys.

im sorrg i didnt mean that :o(.

DIRK STRIDER 🔛🔝