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29/06/24 cute shoprite guy!!

saw this cute dude at shoprite today while looking for hot dogs and buns for 4th of July and dinner for tomorrow night. he was wearing this really ugly piss yellow employee shirt that was 2 sizes too big, had fluffy curly brown hair, freckles, and these really thick framed dorky glasses that made his big brown doe eyes look even bigger

now, i don’t mean cute in a romantic way, more in an objective way, cause personally i like my men like i like ice in my coffee. i hate ice

but i mean this kid looked like he crawled out of a tumblr post from 2014, and when we locked eyes he gave me the most pitiful customer service smile and i felt my heart twist. such a breath of fresh air in our modern society of mushroom perms and vineyard vine shirts. well, i guess shoprite guy had a similar haircut but his looks natural and lived in, while mushroom perms just look ridiculous in my opinion. just the most pathetic looking broke college kid with pretty eyes and a slouched back. sorry, this sounds like i’m insulting him but i mean this as a compliment!!


>> edit 6 hours later:

i drew him



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