callout for user z0mbi (important pls read before u do anything)

hey dudes, it's me smashi!! and 100% not z0mbi at a sleepover with her after getting her computers log in information. because that would be fucking retarded

sooo basicallyyyy this is a callout for my previous woman slave z0mbi!!!!

First of all: she is sooooooo toxic!! no litterally. like there's a compound in her skin that makes her sweat pure arcenic, i tried to slap her ass once, and i literally was in the hospital for 3 weeks. Dramatic much?! 

second: she. is. raaaaaacist. Like yeah, she's half mexican or whatever, but she litterally looks whiter than a pay to enter yacht club!!! she ain't even caramel unless she goes in the sun. Plus she's a no sabo kid. Lmao imagine not knowing how to speak taco, and then claiming to be mexican??? like UUUGGGHHH so problematic,

third: her dick is just too big, shit almost killed me i just think it's super irresponsible of her to have a third leg like that. Like it's literally bigger than a horse good lord!!! 

anyway, stay away from this girl. her house is haunted!!!

PS: The leftover ice cream in the fridge was deffinetly eaten by me smashi, and NOT z0mbi, she's innocent and should inheret the rockafeller fortune and all the chinese dumplings her heart could ever desire.