WHO EVEN ARE THESE GUYS?!?!?!

They're me and my boyfriend's OCs!!!!
         (Kolya)         (Flint)

Their character sheets:

Kolya Makarov

Kolya is a 'wee little Russian boy', like the sheet says. He is 26 years old and has an extreme fear of dentists! Basically, he has STPD and has no friends!!! A loser, if you will.

Life

In high school, he was really quiet (mainly because he spoke once in class to answer a question and his voice cracked and he got embarrassed and never wanted to speak again). There was an incident where he accidentally fell down the stairwell in his high school, as represented by this gif. (You might need to click on the image for it to play)

In his adult life, he was still as much of a failure as he was in high school--part time job at a convenience store, STILL no friends, etc.

Physical

Kolya is 5'8 and has brown hair and blue eyes. He most commonly wears a beige/dark yellow long sleeve shirt and an olive-green sweater over it, usually half-zipped up. He also wears dark blue-gray jeans and dark teal beaten-up sneakers. He sometimes wears a cross necklace.

Flint "Ann" Steele

Flint is 'the "best" dentist ever', most likely proclaimed by himself. He is 27 years old and works as a dentist--specifically, Kolya's. He got his medical license off of Craigslist and never cleans his tools... But, despite that, he "somehow" has 5-star reviews on Yelp.

Life

Flint attended the same high school as Kolya, though he always got into fights with people he knew were stronger than him.

In his adult life, he became (Kolya's) dentist.

Physical

Flint is 5'5 and has brown hair and mint eyes. He commonly wears his dentist outfit or his casual one; said dentist outfit consists of black pants and shoes, a mint turtleneck, and a white coat. His more casual attire consists of jeans, normal shoes, a dark green sweater, and a black short-sleeved sweater on top of it. He also has anisocoria (uneven pupils).

Flint & Kolya interactions(?)

They technically both first met in high school, though Kolya doesn't remember it. Flint does though, as he was stalking him since high school.

Kolya's locker doesn't close all the way, and so on multiple occasions has Flint opened Kolya's locker and went through it when he wasn't there. Occasionally Kolya would be missing a pencil or pen, but usually brushed it off as him forgetting it in a classroom.

One time, Flint asked Kolya for a pen in class. Kolya never got it back.

In adult life, Kolya went to the dentist frequently because Flint would actively lie whenever Kolya visited, insisting that there was something wrong and he should visit more, all so he could see him more.

Sometimes Flint would break into Kolya's apartment while he slept just for the fun of it. He has gotten a few pictures of Kolya sleeping.

One day, Kolya went into Flint's office for some sort of meeting regarding his dental health, and Flint decided for some reason that THAT was the best time to kiss Kolya. He ended up biting off a piece of his tongue and ate it.
Neither of them had their eyes closed the whole time--Kolya because he was too confused and shocked to close his eyes, and Flint solely because he's a freak and wanted to see Kolya's reactions.