characters I gender envy but it just. it gets worse.

this is a list of creatures and characters i envy. i wanna look like this (say i already do say it say it now do it) 

1.) reagan (inside job)

2.) eren (AOT)

3.) the maned wolf

4.) riparovenator

5.) ira (dreadout)

6.) sadako

7.) SCP 096

can you tell i want to be a long lanky creature that you see in your backyard at 3 am